Thursday, July 26, 2012

Vice dos and don'ts

I came across this VICE.COM site of dos and don'ts the other day. I was cracking up
at some of the rather cleverly written snarky comments. I'm posting a few below.
for those of you with ABSOLUTELY nothing else to do online, check it out. ha
Guess which one I woke up with the next morning?
The Chippendale, the Blonde, or the Gakzulza, Lord Infernal of Guilt and Tears?


People who complain about grunge forget
what an eye-gagging pizza pie of mishmashed politics
and clashing aesthetics punk looked like before it came in
and Alice-in-Chainsified us all into submission.
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When you cover your entire body in “ladies”
however it’s such an overstatement we start to wonder
if you doth protesteth too much.
Easy guy. We got it. You’re straight.

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