Thursday, February 28, 2008

wink wink

if one more guys winks at me and smiles I'm going to start feeling like a retarded highschooler again. ha. what I mean by this is, the two Italians at the gym wink and smile and say hello all the time, no big deal they are italian str8 boys, but what about the 2 belgium dudes? one is the hot runner, the way his package is outlined to the left or right when he's on the treadmill, his hairy legs, perfect wiry shoulders, that smile and then what's up with the wink when we catch eyes and nod hello? is it like when your uncle winks after t telling a joke? or like some old man signally he's pulling your leg etc...
well i've been thinking it's some friendly euro gesture, but then there is this new belgium guy on base at the gym actually sort of gay looking with hair fixed a bit too carefully and not my type at all. well anyway, he's winked at me each time we've said hello at the gym, and then passing me walking by yesterday on base. that's what made me think, gee am i giving off some gay signal after all or what...
most likely nothing, but I've decided to chat up the runner and take him up on the offer to see the running plan he said he had on his computer. ( we have had a few discussions about running while in line for treadmills before) Especially since he's gone in a few weeks, what better time to make a move. ha... all talk.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dan,

I find it hard to believe that none of your readers have any insight to the actions of these euros. Prince Harry is in your neighborhood, maybe he can clue you in!

Have fun and take care of yourself. Do celebrate your life!

Rand

Anonymous said...

Chew on some European foreskin while you can! It will get you ready for Romania. Have you ever had foreskin before?

dan said...

dude, if i get the opportunity heck yeah! ... only once so far with white foreskin but who's counting....ha

This Thoughtful Idiot said...

white foreskin dan? sounds like a story!

tell, just think of it as a creative writing assignment and change the names to protect the innocent if you have to.

Anonymous said...

Dan,

If you find the Belgian boy of your dreams, did you know that you could actually marry him? Same-sex marriage is legal in Belgium.